I live near Philadelphia. I spend much time writing smut and taking photos (sometimes of also smut). I'm into tattoos and piercings. I am 80% Sarcasm, 10% Beer and 10% Whimsy.

 

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

audreybenjaminsen:

All hail the queen! You do not even know how deep my love for hairless cats goes <3 
And don’t forget to check out my kickstarter project for publishing a concept art/ visual development book HERE! 
All help and generosity is appreciated :) You all are the best. 
Audrey Benjaminsen 2014




eatenbytheocean did you see this?!

fuckyeahillustrativeart:

audreybenjaminsen:

All hail the queen! You do not even know how deep my love for hairless cats goes <3 

And don’t forget to check out my kickstarter project for publishing a concept art/ visual development book HERE! 

All help and generosity is appreciated :) You all are the best. 

Audrey Benjaminsen 2014

eatenbytheocean did you see this?!
animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING LATE AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY WEIRD FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN’T LET YOU GO TO WORK IN THAT OUTFIT.
WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 
WE CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, AND WE ONLY WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU.

You&#8217;re wearing sweatpants. It&#8217;s Monday. YOU CAN&#8217;T SIT WITH US.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, WE KNOW YOU’RE RUNNING LATE AND THAT THIS IS PROBABLY WEIRD FOR YOU, BUT WE CAN’T LET YOU GO TO WORK IN THAT OUTFIT.

WE CARE ABOUT YOU. 

WE CONSIDER YOU A FRIEND, AND WE ONLY WANT WHAT’S BEST FOR YOU.

You’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US.

http://jacketry.tumblr.com/post/81039575734/fissionerror-today-i-did-arts-and-crafts-with

fissionerror:

today i did arts and crafts with jacketry

which was awesome

then i came home and ate my weight in couscous and watched the shining and got stuck in a pinterest loop and it wasn’t very productive because these things aren’t writing.

(but maybe my clay planters won’t…

BESTCLUB
DELICIOUS CLUB

today i did arts and crafts with jacketry

which was awesome

then i came home and ate my weight in couscous and watched the shining and got stuck in a pinterest loop and it wasn’t very productive because these things aren’t writing. 

(but maybe my clay planters won’t break and alyfriend will fire them and i will have TINY ECCENTRIC POTS)

kyletwebster:

** REBLOG AND WIN ** The Ultimate Megapack for Photoshop has been updated and now contains over 100 brushes for the same discounted price as the original pack. 

This is my best-selling set and it includes a wide range of incredibly realistic pencils, inks, gouache, oil and acrylic brushes, as well as some FX brushes, erasers, blenders and smudge tools. There is even a perspective grid brush.

THREE random Tumblr followers who reblog this post will win a free Megapack on Sunday, March 30th (Value: $13).

Thanks for the support, artist friends, and happy painting to all!

Wow!

nicolettesamess:

Another awesome photo of me (Nicolette Di’Bendetto) by DCS Photography!
Remove these credits or alter this photo in any way and I will rub rotten fish sauce all over your pillows. That smell never leaves. O.o


Yaaay David

nicolettesamess:

Another awesome photo of me (Nicolette Di’Bendetto) by DCS Photography!

Remove these credits or alter this photo in any way and I will rub rotten fish sauce all over your pillows. That smell never leaves. O.o

Yaaay David

Rounding out an exhausting birthday week with a milk stout, birthday fruit tart, and my new floor. 🎂

Rounding out an exhausting birthday week with a milk stout, birthday fruit tart, and my new floor. 🎂

What, So I Can’t Even Act Like My Subordinate Coworkers Only Have Their Jobs Because They’re Hot Anymore?

thatbadadvice:

Ask A Manager, 12 March 2014:

I was written up at work yesterday due to a single comment that I made. Last week, I was frustrated with a woman employee who failed to meet a deadline on a simple task (not the first time she’s done this) and, while blowing off steam, one of the things I said was that it’s a good thing she is pretty. I did not mean this is in a derogatory way. I was simply frustrated and this woman is not above me in any way; she is entry level. She also did not tell me immediately that I had upset her at all; the next I heard about it was from my manager. I would like to question why formalities were initiated – I feel this was unwarranted for a single, isolated comment and that an apology would have been sufficient. Can I do this? If so, what is the best way to approach it?

Broads, man. Broads. Always getting their snooty little panties in fuckin’ wads over some little piddly shit like reducing their entire human worth to their physical attractiveness, measured on an ever-sliding scale of unattainable perfection according to the arbitrary whims of some fucking dude at work.

Can’t fucking tell anyone they’re barely worth the skirt they’re wearing anymore, all this fucking PC shit about “blah blah blah casual sexism is a demonstrable manifestation of real-world systemic oppression that permeates through all interactions humans have as social beings raised in a culture that privileges certain expressions of heterosexual cisgender masculinity inkity tinkity yarpity blarfity” and “yadda yadda it’s important to maintain a level of professionalism between supervisors and entry-level employees that does not in any way associate the quality of their work with their sex or gender presentation dippity dippity doodah.”

Moreover, this female didn’t even come straight to you and complain after you expressly implied that her job would be in danger had you not personally found her to be such a hot piece of ass, no, she had the fucking gall to complain to your fucking boss like it’s any of their fucking business what door your knob wants to open, as it were. Now you’re in fucking trouble for just bein’ the honest, forthright appreciator of women’s bodies that you are, which: REVERSE SEXISM!!1!1!!!!!!

You absolutely deserve to know why this woman’s expectation that she not be overtly sexualized in a work environment by higher-up employees is such a big fucking deal—after all, you were only trying to tell her that she’s pretty fucking great in the special and beautiful way that only broads can be great, which is to say the way in which they are great for doin’ it with. You can only be sexist if you mean to be sexist, and you didn’t mean to be sexist because your smart fucking monkey brain magically operates outside of literally every one of the cultural and social norms that serve to perpetuate patriarchy.

You should should bust the fuck into your humorless, boner-killing manager’s office—that way they see that you’re a fucking dude who means fucking business because he is not a fucking patriarchal buttbag RAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR—and demand to know why these “formalities” were introduced when all you were fucking trying to do was tell this n00b that you’d do her a solid—GET IT? HAHAHAHA—if she asked.