I live near Philadelphia. I spend much time writing smut and taking photos (sometimes of also smut). I'm into tattoos and piercings. I am 80% Sarcasm, 10% Beer and 10% Whimsy.

 

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OH MAN I just googled to see if any of the local bakeries sell macarons. I’ve yet to find a place nearby to sell them, let alone GOOD ones. 

OH MAN I just googled to see if any of the local bakeries sell macarons. I’ve yet to find a place nearby to sell them, let alone GOOD ones. 

I AM SO TIRED OF BEING IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER BUT I AM GETTING SO MUCH DONE

In his lyrics for “Tacky,” Weird Al should have included people who reblog your work to advertise their own blogs. 

mittiepaul:

Since you guys liked the first set, here’s some more anxious dragons! (and one that’s just done)

I wonder if dragon hoards are held to the same organizational standards as rooms? I’m pretty sure the first one is just procrastinating on cleaning.

mittiepaul:

What if instead of being proud miserly creatures, all dragons were just super nervous? They hoarded out of financial anxiety and whatnot.

(I doodled a dragon who ended up looking really concerned and I decided to clean it up and draw a few more to go with it. Dragons are the most fun to draw when they are the opposite of fearsome)

destyn0va:

thecoffeetragedy:

crossingwinter:

This post speaks to me on a spiritual level.

Excellent graph! Fits most situations, if you don’t know whether to use 'tu' or 'vous', in French.

Is your spouse former president Jacques Chirac?

OMG

ALY. jacketry

whenever i try and learn something new

me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this

me:

me:

me:

me:

me: it is because I am a failure

me: everything I touch dies